Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
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I get a lot of forwards, I mean a lot. Most of them I just delete, since they aren’t worth keeping. The good ones I forward. This one is the better of the entire lot of forwards that I’ve gotten. It’s old, I know but still good.
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
try again.3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just
the money.7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted
moron.8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle ………..it was a piece of chalk and
now it’s in flames!!!
Bonus: Manan added another gem of stupid question
11. A friend calls me on the landline & mom gives me the phone.
Q: Are you at home?
A: err, do you expect me to answer that?
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