jokes
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
· ☕ 2 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat

I get a lot of forwards, I mean a lot. Most of them I just delete, since they aren’t worth keeping. The good ones I forward. This one is the better of the entire lot of forwards that I’ve gotten. It’s old, I know but still good.

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

  1. At the movies:
    When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

  1. In the bus:
    A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
try again.

  1. At a funeral:
    One of the teary-eyed people ask…
    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

  1. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.

  1. At a family get-together:
    When some distant aunt meets you after years
    Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.