I get a lot of forwards, I mean a lot. Most of them I just delete, since they aren’t worth keeping. The good ones I forward. This one is the better of the entire lot of forwards that I’ve gotten. It’s old, I know but still good.
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
- At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
- In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
- At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
- At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
- At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.