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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

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I get a lot of forwards, I mean a lot. Most of them I just delete, since they aren’t worth keeping. The good ones I forward. This one is the better of the entire lot of forwards that I’ve gotten. It’s old, I know but still good.

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

  1. At the movies:
    When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

  1. In the bus:
    A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
try again.

  1. At a funeral:
    One of the teary-eyed people ask…
    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

  1. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.

  1. At a family get-together:
    When some distant aunt meets you after years
    Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

  1. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
    Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?

Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just
the money.

  1. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted
moron.

  1. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..

  1. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
    Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

  1. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
    asks…
    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle ………..it was a piece of chalk and
now it’s in flames!!!

Bonus: Manan added another gem of stupid question

  1. A friend calls me on the landline & mom gives me the phone.

Q: Are you at home?
A: err, do you expect me to answer that?

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