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Been getting a lot of this Maruti Suzuki – Interview Offer spam
· ☕ 5 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
Happy New Year! While I’m working on year-2011-in-review post, here’s a spam that I have being receiving quite a lot.
Fresh new look for My World
· ☕ 2 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
If you’re a regular reader ( and not reading this in a feed reader) you would have obviously noted a change in appearance of my blog. - It’s been a while since I last refreshed my blog . My World had been running on the absolutely gorgeous (well, IMO anyways) SoDelicious2 theme. I even had a mini “contest” to decide who would get the spots for the gallery links. So why the change then ?
The My World “Comment And Win” Contest!(Well, Sorta)
· ☕ 1 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
Couple weeks ago I’d changed my theme to sodelicious2 and that put me in a spot of bother, as there was a gallery-which showed some pics and each were linked to, and was wondering what to do with them. Manan suggested that I could show off my gadgets, but then again, apart from my P1i, Inspiron 1520 and the HBH DS 970, don’t have anything else. Ashwin came up with the idea of posting blog pics of highest commenters here, liked it and so I’m gonna implement it!
Was wondering how to find the highest commenters, since I know a little bit of SQL I came up with a short query and here are the “results”:
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
· ☕ 2 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
I get a lot of forwards, I mean a lot. Most of them I just delete, since they aren’t worth keeping. The good ones I forward. This one is the better of the entire lot of forwards that I’ve gotten. It’s old, I know but still good.
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
- At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
- In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
try again.
- At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
- At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
- At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
Who were you in your past life?
· ☕ 1 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
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Some fun with Build Last.fm
· ☕ 2 min read · ✍️ Sathyajith Bhat
Ever since I’ve known last.fm via Amarok, I’ve been a huge fan of that site. Today I was going through Build last.fm, which consist of community generated Scripts, stats, plugins and some extras - and was just playing around with some of the apps.
Here’s some of them-
PS: Bandwidth intensive post ahead! You’ve been warned!